THE MUCKSPREADER
A closer look at some of the research and reasoning behind the publication.
WHY HIPPOS?
Despite weighing thousands of pounds, hippos are freakishly fast on both land and in water. This is a hippo swimming fast enough to nearly body slam a moving boat.
Despite being the cutest lil guys I ever did see, you do not want one of these bad boys to run up on you. Like a honey badger, but with the strongest bite force of all land animals on the planet.
4. THEY ARE SH*TSPREADERS.
Literally. When they poo, they shake their tails rigorously and spread their feces all over the place. Sh*tspreaders, I tell you!
